April 15, 2008

*"Teen describes stabbing, beheading man"

*"Shot Va. Tech student 'acted like ragdoll'"

*"Unflinching customer walks into gunfight"

April 14, 2008

*"Smallish town handles whopping polygamy case"

*"Boy who killed Nana and Pop-Pop won't get appeal"

April 2, 2008

*"Autistic boy thrills mom with 'mission of love'"

*"Scared girl, 13, dials 911 on drunk dad"

*"Hunt and freeze the toads, politician says"

*"Thief in funeral home, breathing a dead giveaway"

March 25, 2008

*"I (heart) mom, newborn kitty's fur says"

*"Miss Bimbo site urges implants, diet pills"

March 20, 2008

*"Gunshots bring abrupt end to frantic 911 call"

*"Hugs and slugs, chants and rants at protest"

*"Bitten while on toilet, woman drowns rat"

March 19, 2008

*"Spitzer escort's 'Girls Gone Wild' videos surface"

*"Record-setting child pilot dies" [The person in question was a twenty-six-year-old former child pilot, not an actual child, as the headline leads you to believe]

*"U.K. newspapers apologize to McCanns"

*"Buzzard smashes into plane in mid-air"

*"Divorcing man selling 'whole life' on eBay"

*"Runaway bride's ex-fiancé finally a groom"

*"High-speed chase ends in flurry of money"

*"Child uses lunch box as toilet"

*"End of marriage--time to party?"

*"Can you find joy in your life?"

*"D.A.: Hit-run grannies squabbled in custody"

*Police: Parents grill dead 2-year-old"

*"Bodies of toddlers, dad, found in Georgia"

*"Dying girl: Let Daddy out of prison"

*"TV anchor's cop husband charged with rape"

March 14, 2008

*"Iraqi teen: I see me 'running, dying.'"

*"Massive wave swooooshes cars off road"

*"Brother to be jailed again for sex with sis"

March 13, 2008

*"The governor's gal" [CNN's main story for the morning of March 13th, about the woman at the center of the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal]

*"Boyfriend: Woman stayed in bathroom 2 years"

*"Go-cart scalps woman during birthday party" [video]

*"800 dogs seized from filthy home"

*"Cheating Tori Spelling 'couldn't deny love'" [video]

March 6, 2008

*"Drunk four-year-old carried out of her school"

*"One-legged chicken gets cancer treatment"

*"Young man, older woman, sex and gangsters"

*"Student fatally shot; car found miles away in flames"

February 26, 2008

*"Depressed teen survives 9-story jump"

*"Historic Korea concert brings violinist to tears"

*"Dad chases down 4-year-old's kidnapper"

*"Berinelli admits kissing a woman, infidelity"

*"Model Naomi Campbell hospitalized"

*"Too pretty to fly? Teens claim discrimination"

*"Seinfeld on cookbook author: Assassin parallel a joke"

*"Youssif rubs face with hands, says 'no hurt'"

*"Dad: 'I told her you can't be trusting people'"